"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "
i thought this was me at first and i was really confused
So they do all look alike
Long lost twins
My parents find it hard to punish me now because I literally care about nothing now
He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn’t going to quote poetry, he’s not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don’t hurt him, don’t change him, and don’t expect for more than he can give. Don’t analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he’s not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don’t exist, but there’s always one guy that is perfect for you.
Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again, and then the phone rings and you hope it’s them. It’s the most twisted logic of all time.
I love you so much my heart hurts. Is that what love’s supposed to feel like? Pain?
|romeo:||im so sad|
|romeo:||ill never be happy|
|romeo:||a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH|
|romeo:||SHE GOT DA BOOTY|
|romeo:||imma dance with her|
|romeo:||*dancin wit teh juliet*|
|juliet:||dafuq are you|
|romeo:||AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE|
|juliet:||OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU|
|romeo:||yeah its me hey wanna get married|
|juliet:||dont you think its too soon|
|juliet:||HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW|
|romeo:||AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS|
|rome and juli:||FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:|
|friar:||idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY|
|friar:||ok fine ur married|
|rome and juli:||yaaaay|
|*some time later*|
|tybalt:||WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO|
|mercutio:||excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that|
|tybalt:||shut up mercutio *stab*|
|mercutio:||WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*|
|tybalt:||oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*|
|prince:||ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting|
|prince:||no ur banished|
|romeo:||HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME|
|romeo:||*runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*|
|friar:||no i have plan just go to mantua ok|
|juliet:||FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF|
|friar:||NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together|
|juliet:||*goes home and drinks potion*|
|nurse:||hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD|
|lady capulet:||wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people|
|juliet:||*in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*|
|romeo's servant:||AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA|
|romeo's servant:||JULIET'S DEAD|
|romeo:||OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING|
|romeo:||*breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*|
|romeo:||oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead|
|romeo:||but im sure she is|
|juliet:||*yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ|
|juliet:||IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME|
|juliet:||*grabs sword and stabs herself*|
|oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough|
|friar:||*comes in cell*|
|LADY CAPULET:||WHAT DIS|
|CApULET:||*strokes montagues face* brother|
The loneliest people are the kindest.
The saddest people smile the brightest.
The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they don’t want to see anyone else suffer the way they do.
She tasted like alcohol and mistakes.